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Adam Lambert Is Gay?!?!

June 9th, 2009

No way! We also just discovered water is wet, cars need gas, and farts smell…

adam-lambert-gay.jpg(The other cover read “Sir Gayness”)

He said, “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay”…

It’s not. The make-up, outfits, sucking off men. Is this shit even news?

adam-lambert.jpg(He makes Liberace look straight)

No. Must be a slow news cycle this week. I guess the Air France crash, Bret Michaels breaking his nose at the Tony’s, and Patti Blagojevich wasn’t enough…

Look I understand you want to make a statement that allows you to “feel free” and that’s a great thing which I support and applaud; but him saying, “I’m gay” is like Rush Limbaugh admitting he’s an “asshole”…

master-of-the-obvious.jpg(Me explain all)

It’s common knowledge. He’s gayer than Gay Gayersons gay dog Gaybee…

Newt Gingrich Wears Ass For Face

WTF?!?!

No, seriously…

newt-podium-ejector-seat.jpg(I’ll hit the “ejector” button)

Newt, was the headliner at a GOP funding raising dinner last night when he said the GM auto industry-bailout, “already failed”. Really, where were you against Bush in December of 2008 when he gave 17.4 BILLION in bailout money to the big three including GM? Oh, I guess that was before you cared about “bailout money”. Where were you when Bush pushed through the 700 BILLION wall-street bailout on October 3rd? Oh, that’s right you weren’t an active, seated leader…just like now

bullshit-blvd-near-exit.jpg(An exit is always near BS for safety)

Who do they dust off to be master of ceremonies, and trot out to get the now exciting “old white guy bigot” vote? Yep, crusty actor Jon Voight who hates his daughter. Well what did Midnight Cowboy have to say? “We are becoming a weak nation”, then called Obama a “false prophet”, then said, “Republicans need to find their way back to power to free the nation from “this Obama oppression”…all this, from…

jon-voight.jpg(Nice “suburban biker” look)

An actor…who’ll read anything you place under his face if the check clears…

I’ll agree with him that Republicans “need to fight their way back”, but it has little to do with Obama. They have no ideas right now. They drove our economy off a cliff, and now want the car keys again. All you hear is “cut taxes”(they’re already cut), and “terrorism”. We’ve got a handle on those for today. We’re good…

Have a day!


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