One day after the historic election of our 44th president of the United States, I can’t help but think about how much I love this city…

(People ready to rock)

(You can barely see the stage)

(Few things look this good!)

But it’s a healthy love. We get along great from May-1st week of November. Then she becomes a bitch. The winters are social Darwinism. The cold weather tries to kill off the weakest of the pack…

But, every party needs an asshat, and we still have our fair share. How about 19 year-old Celita Hart who said, “White bitches, fuck McCain. You white police can’t do nothing!” then proceeded to walk up to a squad car and smack a male officer in the face. I heard Celita shives an old man in the neck for an encore. Fidiots, fucking idiots. The kicker was all the people who were busted for shooting guns in the air to celebrate. WTF? Who do these chowder heads suddenly think they are?

(Pow pow I’m busted!)

Yosemite Sam? This isn’t the 1800’s and you’re not a cowboy.

Put the guns down and grab a beer…

Now Comes The Real Hard-hitting Question For Obama

Which breed of dog will it be for the girls?

(Trick-or-Meat)

(Puppy capes, brilliant!)

I don’t know, but they better be damn adorable and dressed up in their 1st photo op…

Funny Foto

(“Full Release” chicken, yum)

Go have a day!