Can happen to anyone…

(I love the head scratch)

Some are just better at making them than others…we call em Reality TV contestants…

George Carlin Irony

The Washington Post said he was honored posthumously with the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Then they showed his “seven dirty words you can never say on Television” bit with all the words bleeped, and it wasn’t on Television. I think they missed the whole idea of the bit…

(Knock knock jokes still kill)

Carlin reminded me of the person in a group when someone is droning on and on and on about the intricacies of foreign policy in relation to the value of the American dollar which they clearly have no clue about, who politely interjects saying, “Excuse me good sir, you appear to talking directly from your anus. For the greater good of humanity, would you kindly shut…the…fuck…up?”…

Proposition 8

I’m going to say this simply, and I’m going to say it once. Religions like Mormon, Roman Catholic, Union Of Orthodox Jewish Congregations Of America, The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints(anyone with two “of’s” in their title is an asshat), a group of Evangelical Christians led by Jim Garlow and Miles McPherson, American Family Association, Focus On The Family, the National Organization for Marriage, Rick Warren the pastor of Saddleback Church, and the Bishops of the California Catholic Conference…must stay out of politics. If you want to use your religions to pass legislation that supports bigotry, hate, division and oppression; then you’re not a religion anymore…

(Sidewalk naps are the best!)

You’re a shitty business peddling hate. You’ll be treated, and taxed as such…

It’s a civil rights issue. Equality under the law, a Constitutional right, nothing more…

(Missing sign: “Need 2 for Madonna concert”)

Anyone making it into something else should have brown eyes because they’re 100% full of shit, and should be asked point blank to defend their position why marriage for all citizens being treated equal under the law should not exist. When they can’t, and totally avoid the question, it exposes bigotry…

Show tonight, so go have a day!