The court issued the order after Mattel won a landmark copyright-infringement case in August. Bratz designer Carter Bryant was found guilty of developing the Bratz brand while still working for Mattel…

(Spot the virgin. Hint: There isn’t one)

Oh no! Now what slutty sexual stripper role models will young girls look up too? All they have left are Pussy Cat Dolls, Madonna, Britney Spears, Jenna Jameson, anyone on reality TV, Pam Anderson, or millions more…

The dolls represent an image of “get hot clothes, all made up, & party your problems away”. That’s excellent advice for 18-38 year old women, and I’ll even help you. But for impressionable girls 4-12, not so much…

I look to the sound advice I learned from watching countless alien movies. Don’t trust anything with a head that’s disproportionately larger than the rest of it’s body…

Oh, and their oddly huge eyes creep the shit out of me…

Boy George Did Really Want To Hurt Me

He’ll tumble for you, in the church of the poison minds, while beating you black, blue, red, gold, and green. Red gold and greeeeeeeeeen…

(Boy correctly shows the “alter boy position”)

Boys real name is George O’Dowd. Well now O’Dowd invited this Norwegian male escort named Audun Carlsen to his home after a cocaine-fueled pornographic photo shoot in January. He then started beating him because he suspected the Norwegian of stealing pictures from his computer. Carlsen said the singer had handcuffed him to a wall and beaten him with a chain because he was angry he had refused to sleep with him when they first met…

(Tad different without make-up. Eh!)

When a paid escort won’t even fuck you, you’re in bad shape…

The Big Three Bailout Plan

Forget smaller, more fuel efficient, or eco-friendly cars. The car makers offer this…

(X-Ray cars are hot!)

Go have a day!