Day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

A horribly crappy STD…

Nawwww, I kid. For five golden rings, I expected this…

(Olympic style grill!)

She miss-heard and thought it said “five folded things” and put laundry on my bed…

Meh, still beats doing freaking laundry…

Bears VS Packers MNF

Tonights the night! With family in Boca Raton Florida and we’re all Bears fans. It beats -14 where your nuts shoot out of your pant leg. For the 1st time in NFL history players will be allowed to use snow balls, forts, and icicles as weapons during the game…

(Snow big deal)

Q: What’s the difference between a Bears and Packers fan? A: About 89 pounds…

I do love this rivalry. It’s one of the best in pro sports. When you get fans from both teams in the same room, it’s a cat fight waiting to happen. And that’s just the guys…

(Brunettes are hair pullers)

This game might mean little for Bears play-off hopes because with the Giants clinching home field advantage last night they might rest players against the Vikings. Either way, the Bears must do their snowy thang tonight to stay alive…

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Having trouble thinking what to get your friend this Christmas. Here’s an idea…

(Wish cars could run on it)

Did I say friend? I meant ex-friend. Have a day!