They’re finally here. The Mr & Mrs George W. Bush portraits! (Overcome at his own bumblishness) Just think, now historians, and most Americans will have something to throw paint and rotten fruit at. The painter, Robert Anderson also had another version with a shoe being thrown at him… (“Heh, my “junk” is way too small […]

Says “screw the auto-bailout”… (Rocket! I’m on a rocket) Cause I want to tap those fine young car drivers asses and bam bam bam it up hybrid style! Killer Astroids With Teeth To Eat Your Young? A blue-ribbon panel of scientists is trying to determine the best way to detect and ward off any wandering […]

Is he… A) A beer vendor at Soldiers Field B) New “mean” judge on American Idol C) The guy who threw the shoe at Bush D) Character from the movie Teen Wolf If you guessed A, you’re wrong… If you guessed B, you’re mildly smarter than a box of hair. If you guessed C, you […]

Like Bush has extensive experience at dodging shoes? (Bush’s version of Jesus) He looked very ready, almost like it happens to him daily… I’m not saying Laura or his parents do it to him, but I’d understand… Things No One Cares About This Holiday Season (Surprisingly not selling well) –Enya Came Out With A Winter […]

Was it you who threw two? President Bush was visiting Iraq and Afganistan on a farewell tour hailing progress in both wars. That’s when an Iraqi reporter threw his shoe yelling, “This is your farewell kiss, you dog!”. He also shouted, “This is from the widows, the orphans, and all those killed in Iraq…” (Worst…president…ever) […]

(Well played sir) Nothing funnier than two “churchies” going halo to halo. It makes life worth living… Go have a day!

(Passing wogo burgers from Degaba system) Just like the book, everybody poops. Except lord Vader. He has a vacuum rammed up his ass and all unclean things are sucked out. Then jammed into light-sabers… That’s how that get their distinctive glow… Senate Candidate 5 Something stinks, and it isn’t the stormtrooper shit… (BS king) Raghuveer […]

The 44th president of the United States said his staff was not involved in discussing deals for his Senate seat with disgraced Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich… (It’s +4 against fire attacks & orcs) He received the staff from Gandalf The White after doing a 4,000 Gold pieces per plate fund raiser in middle earth during […]

Four of the past seven governors have been arrested and removed from office… Shit, that’s got to be a record… We’re more corrupt here than all the beat cops in Serpico… (He looks nauseous. Try Dramamine) What’s the difference between Rod Blagojevich and E-Bay? E-Bay wasn’t arrested… He does have a new website. It’s called […]

In this corner we have the irreverent reverend, the mouth that must shout, the bombastic bitter sound bite… (“I’m just sayin’ it’s this big baby”) Reverend Jermiah “I’m Never” Wright And in this corner we have the princess of pomposity, the blizzard of baseless attacks, the the fact-less wonder… (Me talk pretty smartly) Elisabeth “I’m […]