Guess we should of seen it coming… (Grizzly Man keeps his drugs in his beard) Here’s a small sampling of this artists amazing skillz… Wait, did I say amazing? I meant shitty… Really really really really really really super disco crazy ass shitty… Dude fell of the stage… Kevin Bacon, Bruce Willis, Eddie Murphy, and […]

The differences between Blagojevich and shouting TV gadget man pitchman Billy Mays are a painted on beard, and a few of Billy’s claims are actually true. The similarities are that they both are on TV every 5 seconds, selling some amazing bullshit, and are very fucking annoying… (“In prison I’ll be bent over here”) It’s […]

Turns out, The Dark Knight, is a total dick… (Asshole City population 1) On the set of Terminator Salvation Christian Bale decided to freak out… “You got any fu$kin idear about, Hey it’s fu%king distracting, having somebody walk up behind Brice, in the middle of the fu#king scene. Gimme a fu*king answer!”. The DP responds, […]

And Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, so six more weeks of winter. Blago would’ve tried to bribe Phil for an early spring telling him “It’s a pretty valuable fu%king thing deciding winter, so don’t fu*king give it away for fu^king free”… If that didn’t work, he’d change the title to Groundchuck Day and serve him […]