(Harumph! Welcome to Boozey Town!)

Making you way in the world today takes everything you got…

Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot…

Wouldn’t you like to get away?

Sometimes you’ve gotta go, cause the economy’s to blame…

And it really quite a shame!

The real life “Cheers” bartender Eddie Doyle got laid-off…

(Eddie’s the short, dark haired man in front)

Doyle was a fixture at the pub known as the Bull & Finch long before his TV counterpart, Sam Malone, entered the mainstream. The bars owner said the economy was blame…

In fairness, the owner also blamed the economy for his snotty 11 year-old son Malcolm, his rude, unfaithful wife Susan, and his gambling problems of always picking the Bulls with the over…

(Sweet Malcolm, go play in traffic)

The 66-year-old Doyle tells The Boston Globe that he’s not bitter and may even write a book about his experiences. The working title of his tome is “Yes, I’m Really Freaking Bitter”…

Chateau Poochie

Does your dog have it rough? You know, lying around all day, lavished with attention, given food and water, and being able to lick itself in places we only dream of?

How about a trip to the worlds most exclusive hotel for dogs and cats on the planet?

(What, no happy ending?)

One of the suits is $185 per night which consists of a king size sleigh bed, flat screen TV, webcam for private use, 24 hour concierge, bottled water, and special amenities. Really? No really?

(Yeah, car chasing IS fun)

While most of us today can only afford the cheapest room at the Red Roof Inn, I think I speak for the collective of society when I say, “Fuck you!”

Good day sir…I said good day!

Have a day!