My nerd boner could not be bigger. My dorkishness, could not be dorkier… (You f’ing blockhead!) I am ready fready to see it tonight at midnight on IMAX. I’ll let you know on Monday the entire experience…in detail… That means explaining the older fat guy dressed as the Nite Owl… (Derf! Nice boots) Did I […]

– Baseball players do steroids – Some guy lies about his penis size – Amy Whinehouse gets arrested… (Her make-up is set on “whore”) She punched someone, in the eye, at a charity function… Why? Because a fan asked to take a photo of her… When is she due in court? On St. Patrick’s Day! […]

It opens tonight…at midnight… (Friendly fella) This movie will either suck balls, or be incredible. With comic book movies/graphic novel adaptations, there’s no in-between. Already have tickets for tomorrows mid-night show at the IMAX… I intentionally stayed away from reviews, clips, and “behind the scenes”, or “first looks”. If it sucks, it sucks. After only […]

And just when you thought shit couldn’t get stranger… A woman in Fort Pierce, Fla., called 911 three times to report an emergency. Things were very serious, and she was in danger. McDonald’s had run out of McNuggets… (What if they ran out of salt?) According to police after they told Goodman the incident was […]

Never open or knock on doors… That cartoon characters are standing on the other side of… (Uh oh, duck kiss!) Nothing good can come out of this for you. Nothing… The door will be a seemingly endless series of doors getting to the final one which is locked, or a duck with a seltzer bottle […]

And no one gives a shit… (Of course she fixes cars!) That’d be like a friend saying, “Hey John! You know that thing you couldn’t have even if it wasn’t already taken? Yeah, well it’s not taken anymore so now you can still wish about not having it”… I hate it when super hot girls […]