No, not this… (The “man” best watch out) It’s actually more like this… Can you believe it? He has cat-like reflexes. He’s a sleek agile puma… If only he could do it with chop sticks, then teach a boy the art of Karate, growing up, and love. What can’t this guy do? I’ll tell you […]

Applications we wish we had on the new iPhone… (Nice) -Betrate Your Mate- It gives you a series of zingers, barbs & jabs to go at each other -Call Me For Work- You need to get out of a sticky situation? It calls as your boss -Tricky Facts- odd facts that don’t make sense for […]

David is pure class, while Palin is a jabbering asshat… (Pistols at dawn) Here’s apology #2… Click me “Oh, boy, now I’m beginning to understand what the problem is here. It’s the perception rather than the intent.’ It doesn’t make any difference what my intent was, it’s the perception. And, as they say about jokes, […]

Needs erectile medication… (I rike pirrow frights) Since he wants to “show the strength of his missiles”… The only thing worse than a creepy little dictator with Napoleon complex is anyone from The Hills who “thinks” they have a shred of talent… North Korea warns of Nuclear war amid rising tensions and the eve of […]

A poem in two acts… (Letterman rape!) Act I You stand in a short skirt against the wall Dishing out winks, and moose stew for all Creating more lies to go with faux outrage Anything under the sun to keep you onstage Letterman admitted he joked with poor taste You made it statutory rape with […]

Today is the day. Analog’s packing it’s bags. It’s sheepishly turning it’s head to look back in sadness yet there you stand, arms folded, eyes closed, head turned… (Sorry Andy Analog, bu-bye) You could care less as one arm flips out like a switchblade to point “out”… You shout, “Screw you stupid old analog, you’re […]

Carrie Prejean dumped as Miss Douch-a-fornia… (It’s an “opposite” press conference) Her last name literally translates to “Before the time of jeans”… She lost her crown, again, due to “contract violations,” including missing scheduled pageant events. Here’s hoping she courageously fights to retain her crown again, which was taken from this poor girl with no […]

And no one gives two shits! (Please eat her) Her tinnie pop singing career is like a burnt pot pie…done… You had your moment, now shoooo…before you get Lohanitis & start showing us your vag jay jay along with a string of coke busts… I’m at Bell Elementary school today teaching kids to find their […]

No way! We also just discovered water is wet, cars need gas, and farts smell… (The other cover read “Sir Gayness”) He said, “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay”… It’s not. The make-up, outfits, sucking off men. Is this shit even news? (He makes Liberace look […]

20 years later… (2 Hype reflection pictures?) You remember the late 80’s/early 90’s with Kid-N-Play. The eraser hair cut, the odd look of a really dark black guy, with a whiter mulatto guy acting “all kinds of crazy”… (One’s Powder; the other’s a teacher) Musical genius and comedy gold baby! Right? *Buzzzzzz*… Not so much. […]