This will anger you. This will upset you. This will sadden you. This is disgusting…

(Ah, ripped Carrot Top!)

Wait, no, not that. This…

Police say last week, 35-year-old Army reservist Tasha Hill and her 7-year-old daughter were physically and verbally assaulted when another customer bumped the door into the little girl at a Clayton County, Georgia Cracker Barrel.

Hill says when she asked him to please be more careful, the man allegedly began beating and kicking her while screaming racial slurs all in front of her daughter.

(Hope they pull a black train on you)

The follow up is here…

Police say Troy Dale West, Jr. of South Georgia admitted to the attack and is charged with misdemeanor battery, disorderly conduct and felony cruelty to children.

Here’s the good news, Cracker Barrel banned fucktard racist for life. Now if the world could pre-ban all the stupid racist rednecks we’d all be cool…

(Nice hat fuck face!)

Stay classy Georgian racists! To quote the Blues Brothers…

Elwood: “Illinois Nazi’s”
Jake: “I hate Illinois Nazi’s”

(Nice whip boys)

Too soon joke: “She should’ve known never to walk into a place called the Cracker Barrel”. Heck, that’d be as crazy as a white guy trying to walking into the NBA”

Bush Today!

I know, it’s sound like a porn website right?

Jenna Bush Hager is now on the Today show reporting and was asked to sing Meatloaf “Paradise By The Dashboard Lights” as a hazing stunt for newbee’s…

(No reflection picture?)

She didn’t but should of said, “No one sings Meatloaf, you eat it”…

Her last name is Hager? Did she fuck then marry the pants maker?

(Oh, different spelling)

Shows this weekend at Zanies downtown Chicago. Get there…

Have a day!