It’s called Labor Day, but no one works… (I just puked) Let’s call it Laborless Day… With unemployment hitting 9.7%, everyday is Laborless Day for them… Meh, it’s still a chance to have a super mega kick ass BBQ’s, play wiffleball, or maybe a little bocce ball. Nothing like grown men standing around flinging their […]

Is one way to avoid your significant other… (High-larious) It’s also a way to wear goofy-assed clothes that you’d never wear anywhere else… (A hooker wouldn’t touch you two) I’m convinced it’s a great sport. It’s thrilling to watch during naps and in-between other sports seasons when nothing else is on but Lingerie Bowling… *shudder* […]

For trying to talk to school children… (What chew talk’ bout Barrack) On September 8, in what the Department of Education is touting as a “historic” speech, President Obama will be talking directly to students across the U.S., live on the White House website. But some parents and conservatives are blasting the president, calling the […]

Under “Other activities”… I’ll bet they listed “cockfighting”, and “hunting other humans”… (“My 2nd hand smoke will kill you”) Pfizer has to pay 2.3 billion in fines. That’s billion with a “b”, as in “busted bitch”… They were fined because they gave Doctors golfing outings, massages minus a “rub-n-tug”, resort stays, and something they list […]

In 6 years or less… *Insert sounds of the violin smaller than the worlds smallest here* (Look what I don’t have anymore!) Callie Rogers was just 16 when she won a whopping $3 million in the lottery. Six years later, at the tender age of 22, little Callie now reports that she blew untold sums on drugs, […]

Ensuring every superhero will now be supposedly well adjusted, get married, & live happily-ever-after to a hot teen soundtrack. It’s what most of us call Mormons… (So, much, spandex) Odd, they’re one dropped “M” away from morons… I can’t wait till The Avengers add a pregnant Jaime Lynn Spears as Zoey 101…or Captain America is […]