Most of the time, we don’t have the $…
(You try to take my $, I slap you)
In Letterman’s case he did. If you pick comedians to extort, whatever you’re blackmailing us for, we’ll blurt out whatever you’re holding over our heads…
We take your power away. Why?
Comedians are entertainers first and have no shame. We also love comeuppance even when it’s us, because there’s a kick ass chance we can use it for jokes…
Turns out Dave was boinking the snot out of a couple ladies on the show. He is married. He said “the creepy stuff was that I have had sex with women who work for me on this show. My response to that is yes, I have. Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Yes, it would, especially for the women.”
(Zong)
Bravo Dave!
Very proud of you for owning up your indiscretions and being a man. Now the girls you hoy-ohed will have their “15 minutes” was well. Watch for a pop-up book…
The guy who was doing it, had a trial and will do time. Don’t mess with comedians…
Dear IOC, Thanks For Kicking Us In The Wenis!
You cut us from your “short list” first? No really? REALLY?
*John moves his hands over his hips*
It’s cause we’ve gained weight isn’t it? You’re saying we’re fatty fat fattersons…
(You’re out fatty fat Chicago)
You kept Madrid, where a train was fucking bombed by terrorists, and Rio who has more crime than Crimetown? They get the best weather, the best pussy on the planet, and then even came up with the best way for ladies to wax their choo-choo’s. Now they get the freaking Olympics to boot? I blame Kanye West…
Kanye West doesn’t care about IOC white people…
(Girl on rt moving to Chicago in a month)
Rio won. You lucky crime ridden scantily clad feather wearing sexy bastards. Enjoy it, you earned it, and honestly I’m glad we don’t have to live with the taxes in 2016…
Have a day!
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