Hold onto your hats, then let them fly off as your eyes grow to the size of big saucers then duplicate out of your head making your jaw hit the floor…

Marge Simpson made the November cover of Playboy…

(Homer’s banging the Girl Next Door)

I don’t know how I feel about this yet. It’s creepy odd, yet I know I’m going to buy it because it says Playboy, I have a penis, and like nude women…

Now do guys get Cartoon sized boners instead of real ones? My real one looks like a tiny roll of Mentos, so I’m all about the cartoony ones…

Harry Connick Jr. vs Australian Racism?

On the Australian variety show “Hey, Hey It’s Saturday” they had a group of five non-black guys in black face calling themselves The Jackson Jive…

(Wow, stay classy)

He gonged them, gave them a zero, and told them “Man, if they turned up looking like that in the United States…it’d be ‘Hey Hey There’s No More Show”

Now some critics say Connick is a hypocrite, because he did this Mad TV sketch with Orlando Jones where he was a tan southern preacher pushing his CD’s…

Not even close. First off, he’s tan, not black face. 2nd, he’s in a sketch with a black preacher and half of the band in the background is black. It’s a sketch about a hard sell pitch for his new CD and mocking himself, not non-blacks in black face…

(Harry not so happy)

The group who did The Jackson Jive are Doctors from all different racial backgrounds. The one playing Michael is Indian, and get this…a plastic surgeon.

Are they racist? Not remotely racist so much as guilty of being grossly ignorant of the terrible history of “black face” in America and acting in horrible taste…

That’s it…

Speaking Of Would Be Racism

Fuck You Black Jack Taco!

(Oh, can I call it 21 for short?)

What’s next, a Guaco Taco that’s green?

My shit can only take so many of these colors before I don’t know if I have some serious intestine problem and shitting black stuff, or it’s just the color of my food…

Have a day!