“Balloon Boy’s” dad, Captain Farthole, did the entire thing as a stunt…

(Wait, lying about a kid is wrong?)

To promote his new Reality TV show called “Felony Dad”…

Other working titles were “Bullshit Stories”, “Pants On Fire, and “Prison Bitch”

(Daddy’s somebody’s “Bitch” now)

Expect authorities to bring felony charges against Heene as investigators analyze e-mails that show he and an associate discussing the stunt months ago in detail.

(Shove this tracking device up his ass!)

Aside from charges coming, other documents indicate that a “media outlet” agreed to pay money to the Heenes with regard to the balloon incident…

They’re paying people to be professional lying dipshits now? Next thing you’ll tell me they paid a bunch of white trash people to be on Jerry Springer only for ratings…

*A person whispers in John’s ear saying that’s exactly what they did*

Ohhh…

His kid Hawk Face, or Pigeon Shit, or what ever he’s calling him, actually got physically sick puking into a dish on TV trying to lie for his dipshit dad. Poor kid…

This is the last attention he’ll get from me. That exactly what he wants, attention. If you turn away and don’t give something stupid attention; it eventually goes away…

(I’m looking in your direction)

Q: What the difference between Richard Heene and Glenn Beck?

A: At least Heene can spell…

Similarities? They both lie bigtime when a camera’s on, and try to make $ doing it…

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow!

Not just any hair, Elvis’s hair…and his hair has just left the building…

(I roll a tight fatty!)

It went for $18,300 at auction, which means people in our county will spend there hard earned $ on just about any fucking thing in the whole world that can be sold…

I’m putting hard cash on “Bea Arthur’s teeth”

(Hair underglass)

Also up for auction was a “three person jumpsuit” from his late “fat Elvis days”. They even decided to throw in a truck load of 70’s prescription drugs with the purchase…

Who’s the Silence Of The Lambs Buffalo Bob creep who kept his hair in perfect condition all this time? “It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again”…

Blago appointment Roland Burris, comes back big on Healthcare tomorrow…

Have a day!