It’s simple, it’s honest, it’s perfect… (It’s Captain Stupid!) Doesn’t take anything to make, because everything is already in your house… Other suggestions: Captain Drunk, Captain Jerk, Captain Bad Date, Captain Morgan, Captain Without Tennille, Captain Crunch, Captain Dork, Captain Keg, Captain Fart… Happy Halloweenis! (There’s a crack in my pumpkin) Have a day! A […]