The Yankee’s win another World Series! That’s like finding out fish stink, fire gives off heat, and pregnant women have babies. Sadly, it’s not news… (Is that Tony Romo in the hat?) In fact, I think it’s baseball law that they must win one every 10 years. Come to think of it, if they don’t, […]

Nope, not Dustin Hoffman. He did that in The Graduate with Mrs. Robinson… (Again? Can I take a nap first?) It was New York’s special election congressional district. It’s also a heavy Republican district. The Tea Baggers went in and unseated the current Republican Assemblywoman Dede Scozzafava(God bless you) who supports gay rights, abortion rights […]

“All The Single Ladies” at a Nursing Home… (Legs shouldn’t bend that way) Unless you’re a hip surgeon in dire need of work… It’s good advice if you think about it… Instead Of Poker Face… Poke HIS face… (Poke his eyes) College Football’s a mean sport. Look at this… In football you never take your […]

You can’t imagine how fun this is… (Mha! Put it back) Watch here Meh, it’s the simple things in life. Stuff like seeing a sunset, watching Walken verbally speak the lyrics to Poker Face, or shooting your neighbors nosey dog. It’s a slice of heaven… Halloweenis Schmalloweenis! Kids look at is as a way to […]