For playing to much PS3? (Holy balls!) Oh shit, I’m in deep trouble; and about to be single… When my lady suggests things, I just agree to them without listening… (Damn PS3 trance) It’s like the PS3 sucks all will to listen or pay attention to anyone or anything else… Sorry, were you saying somethin’? […]

No, really?!?! Holy crap… (That’s some job fair) I’m guessing it’s mostly because of all the people now involved in the Tiger Woods mess have assembled huge PR and legal teams of 100 people strong… It dropped from 10.2%, to 10%. It’s either from that, or all the unemployed alcoholic “Mall Santa’s” that have recently […]

This to you as simply as I can buddy… (Oh, I get the joke now) We all make mistakes. Heck, I pissed in my gas tank thinking it was a “really tiny bathroom” once because I was so plowed. I also had sex with a Mail box. Twice. It was that gooooooood… The deal is […]

Conservative Alex P. Keaton… (Oh Alex, you’re incorrigible) Your mom Elise is gay; so suck it! (We have to color in the lines?) That’s right, Meredith Baxter is a lesbian… (“I likea the va-jay-jay Matt”) A rug muncher, a pink taco queen, a tuna lapper, a lezbotron 3000… Totally changes the way I look at […]

Please STFU… (My “lie hut” is open for business) He thinks Obama is projecting “weakness” by closely looking at our commitment in Afghanistan before making a decision that impacts the war in that theater… Really? No, fucking really? When asked if he thinks the Bush administration bears any responsibility for the disintegration of Afghanistan because […]