Noice!

During her Stew Years Eve coverage for CNN, she called “Balloon Boy” Falcon…

(Happy Falcon New Year!)

“Falcon? Fuckin’? How do you say it?”…

No big deal.

I love how the media tries to yell at us as if shit like this is serious or important…

But when a passenger thwarts a terrorist attack in the sky, it’s time to move on…

But this fire haired harlot says “Fuckin'” and it’s time to run for the hills…

(Oh hi, I’m fired aren’t I?)

Your kids hear sicker shit on the playground daily. I should know, I provided my school playground with hours of M-rated stuff about farts, vomit, and babies…

And that was just in 3rd grade…

Mars Rover, Mars Rover…

Send a repair bot over! Out of the two mars rovers only Spirit seems to always fail…

It’s like the underachieving jag-off kid in a set of twins…

(Is that Nevada, where’s the casinos?)

Now it’s stuck in a sand trap, just like Tiger Woods entire life…

Shut Up Dick

I can’t remember ever hearing more from an ex-vice president

(A marked improvement)

Even Al Bore shut up. He’s trying to conserve his “green house emissions”…

But ol’ Dick just can’t help living up to his namesake. Cheney said last week that Obama is “trying to pretend” that the U.S. is not at war with terrorists.

Really Dick? No, really? So his escalation of troops in Afghanistan, his address to troops at West Point on the war, his inaugural address where he said “we’re at war with this international network of terrorists”, and after the recent mid-air failed attack he quickly responded to, all didn’t actually happen?

(It’s to the point)

In fairness, Dick still thinks he’s in office, his flawed middle east neo-con policy works, and he “made no mistakes what-so-ever”. Funny, but the people most detached from reality get the most pissed off at the people firmly grounded in reality.

Because they remind the “Dick’s” that they’re nucking futs…

Have a day!