In the “special election” for the vacant seat of Ted Kennedy in Massachusetts today, we have Scott “Doo Doo” Brown against Martha “Law And Oder” Coakley… (Curling iron rape jokes are funny) Guess when a DA, who handles over 900 child rape cases a year drops the ball, you should happily agree with sexist remarks […]

Seriously… (You smuggling fruit in there?) Don’t get me wrong, the awards are great too… (She has a fine pair) Zing! What gives? That room had more beards than a Traveling Broadway Music Expo…       William Hurt’s beard looked like Leo Tolstoy… Guess his face hasn’t seen a razor since MC Hammer couldn’t […]

Are going to cost you big $… (Check it) Airlines are jacking up their rates for bringing additional baggage on flights…. If you’re flying soon consult a psychiatrist to keep costs down… (Nice t-shirt) Except on South West Airlines where baggage flies free… That’s got to be one nutty fucking terminal… Have a day!

You got Dr. Phil, Dr. J, Dr. Oz…now comes Doctor Douchey (The Dr. is in) Limpballs decided to mock Obama, and Haiti’s horrible tragedy all at once… Speaking on his radio show Wednesday, Limbaugh said the earthquake has played into Obama’s hands, allowing the president to look “compassionate” and “humanitarian” while at the same time […]

Pat Robertson linked the earthquake in Haiti to a “pact with the devil” entered into by the Haitian people in the 18th century in a bid to defeat French colonizers. (Nuttier than a peanut factory) Then he proceeded to steal $ from old people and stab a baby in the face… All in the name […]

You’ve heard it all by now. The war with NBC, Leno, and Conan… (Wrong Conan) It’s not really a “war” so much as an NBC brass back peddle trying to fix reality… What rhymes with Zucker? Sucker, Ducker, Trucker, Mother Fucker… Yep. NBC executives really stuck their wenis in the ol’ scheduling pie this time… […]

Harry Reid thinks Obama is a “light-skinned” African-American with “no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one”. That’s what he said in 2008… (I’m not racist, my mouth is) Racist? Not really. Stupid, ignorant, and wrong from a vet politician? Yep… I guess it’s hard to walk around with one foot in your mouth. […]

In other news, grass is green, water is wet, and Irish people love booze… (A new “crazy” for the Beck clan) It’s like finding out that your taxes are due this year, dynamite fishing is illegal, or that the CW will have new smutty trashy teen soap opera shows this season… It was her destiny […]

Or masturbation simulator? (Act now & loose your dignity) You decide… What’s next. After a work out, does it shoot skin cream out all over your face? Wow. Just. Wow… RIP Gumby Guy Gumby’s creator Art Clokey passed away. He was 89. Gumby is now 55 years-old. In 5 years he can retire his bendable […]

I was online the other day. Surfing on the intera-wide-webbing, when I saw someone with the handle “Avatar” pop up. Oddly, they actually had no avatar. It was blank… (“A limbo contest you say?”) Aside from irony, I got nuthing else. The person on the Avatar account was all like “But you don’t see, I’m […]