Turns out Kevin Smith is too fat to fly… (Fatties fly free?) At least that’s what Southwest Airlines think… Southwest says it “Customer of Size” policy require travelers must fit safely and comfortably in one seat or make other arrangements. Like buying another seat… (They don’t want you chunky) Wow, now we have to be […]

Did you get these candy hearts? (“Need Divorce Now” was taken?) It’s just me? Yep, fine, sorta thought so… For the rest of you having sex with someone else besides your hand… Happy Valentine’s Day… Have a day!

No, it’s not where there’s a bunch of hookers running around looking for gold… (Now that’s hookers gold) We call that “Tuesdays in the Bronx”… (Zing!) The Olympic “hype” makes it like Robin shouting “Holy Olympics Batman! It funny, NBC’s promotes it like some big summer action blockbuster. The only missing are explosions. But, if […]

Scientisty folk found a caveman named Inuk… (Whoa! Lil’ off the top) Who showed signs of male patern baldness… But didn’t they have some kind of Cavemen toupee, or Rogan back then? (Nice hair Sir Elton John) I could see it now, “Thork not only club member, he president!” With no tools or Michael Jordan […]

This bill board is on I-35 in Minnesota… (Gee, didn’t think much about you) That’s like missing your rapist… (Zing!) The billboard owners said, “The ad was purchased by a group of small business owners who wish to remain anonymous”. However, McNamara did offer this nugget: “Some of the people in the group who paid […]

Palin’s about as bright as a city wide blackout, that’s not news… (Lift my American Spirit, then my wallet) But her problem stems from faulty argument style in implying… “Obama uses a teleprompter” = “That makes him an evil Socialist Nazi liar”, but “Writing words on my hand like a 4th grader cheating on a […]

The Super Bowl ad where a drunk baby talked like an adult then farted… (44 is so much better than 43) What’s that? There was no Super Bowl ad where a drunk baby talked like an adult then farted? Well there should’ve been… (Dave shoulda punched Leno) Super bowl is all about food, farts, and […]

One nut, or 600? (Shhhhh, don’t wake us morons!) These people today are left over pro-Bush neo-cons demanding power back after 8 years of their views driving this country off a cliff, mixed with ignorant racists. Their goal is “Let’s tear down the guy putting out the fire we started to regain power”. In the […]

A golden Archie Bunker statue was erected in Mike Pence’s office with Tax payer $… (When you open it, it says “Chink!”) GOP quickly blames Obama… To which Tea Baggers instantly protest Obama’s right to breathe “their” air… (Yes, it’s a tattoo) There are about 12%-20% of the Tea Party movement that has actual concerns […]

Sounds more like the pedophile cruising the grade school parking lot in wood paneled station wagon wearing a trench coat than military policy for gay people… (Cool, candy!) Turns out John McCain can’t catch a break with 5 hands loaded with stick em… He said in 2006, “The day that the leadership of the military […]