Is this school yard crap really passing for news now? Really? Obama said, “When times are tough, you tighten your belts,” according to a White House transcript of his appearance Tuesday at a high school in North Nashua, N.H. (Ok, I’ll strip. Start the music!) “You don’t go buying a boat when you can barely […]

Really see his own shadow, or was it an asshole weather reporter in a movie? (Front seat driver) Punxsutawney Phil saw his shaddow, which means six more weeks of winter… (You furry bastard!) We should pick a blind a groundhog for the forecast so he can’t ever see his shadow making Spring come early every […]

Winning an expensive door stop… Milli Vanilli won one. Think about it… (Girl you know it’s not true!) If you try to give one away to a homeless person they’ll slap you in the face… And follow up by saying, “If you’ll excuse me, I’ve some trash to pick through”… (A ruuuuuu?) I’m not knocking […]