Some flicks will always have controversy around them. It’s the douchey way of the loud gossipy world we live in these days where everyone must be outraged over something in order to feel relevant. This is no different… (He kicks ass) That said, I thought the movie Kick-Ass was tanfastic… I’ll spoil nothing for you, […]

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The motion picture CockPuncher? (Nice logo) I thought he was… Either that or Marked For Killing. No wait, maybe it was Out For Death Blood. Naw, that’s not it either. I remember now, it was Explosions Guns Stabbing Murder Guy… Doesn’t matter because he’s now “Out To Be Sued”. He’s been accused of owning Sex […]

For failure to pay income taxes on time… (Attica!) They jailed three month old German Orangutan Jo-jo for “failure to file on time”… Jo-jo was quoted as saying, “Like it really matters. I’m already caged in a damn zoo. I’m only three months old and understand it’s basically the same fucking thing… Oh yeah, where’s […]

Nadia Bloom is 11. She is autistic. She got lost in a alligator infested swamp for 4 days. Somehow she lived… (We got ya!) She was on a nature walk, then got lost. She suffers from an autism-related syndrome known as Asperger’s.  Those who suffer from Apserger syndrome typically have clumsy physical movements and atypical […]

Why is it racists always demand that you prove to them they’re racist? (Spot the bigot!) Cause they’re lonely and really like the attention Even someone to argue with still shows interest in your sad life But don’t worry, given enough time, the right question, or setting, and BAM! They’ll cough it up like a […]

Put down your hammers & 2 X 4’s, cause Ms. Tina “nailed it!”… (You betcha!) I call her “Ms. Tina” because it makes me feel in touch with my “overly white blackness”, or OWB. Now she’d like to show you the new Sarah Palin Network… I just wish there was more farting in the sketch […]

Great, the Tea Bagger Express has political Kim Kardashian as their leader… (She quit half way through the speech) “No administration in America’s history would, I think, ever have considered such a step that we just found out President Obama is supporting today,” she proclaimed. “It’s kind of like getting out there on a playground, […]

President Barrack Obama is “The most radical president in American history” who oversees a “secular, socialist machine”…who also happens to be black… (“I held Gods balls in this hand”) Really? Stop lifting your weak sauce material from Glenn Beck taint face… Get your own! Maybe you don’t have any. Ok, how about “Obama will take […]

FOX leader is a massive liar face. Now there’s a shocker… (Check please!) That’s like saying Kate Gosselin is an attention whore, Tiger’s Wood gets stuck in other golf bags, and Jesse James didn’t rob banks, he robbed vertical pink tacos… We already knew it. Besides Bullock got sacked because no one had her Blindside… […]