The brand new Meh Meal. Since it already has the “Happy Meal”, they now decided it’s time to target all the disaffected youth, and intercity elderly Jewish folk… It comes with unsolvable mazes, & word searches without the actual words… (Find the militant Tea Bagger) The Meh Meal comes with a cold cheese burger, some […]

How do merbabies happen? You need a Merman… (How long was he sitting there?) All those times I told of Mermen plotting to take over the world, people called me crazy. Well it’s not so funny now is it jerko? Now you get a big pile of suck it Have a day!

For only $4.7 billion dollars a piece… (“I give you, the wallet gouger“) ikid, ijoke, ilie… Just putting any lower case “i” in front of any word instantly makes it Apple (Jason Calacanis says look closer!) Tiger Woods & Jesse James use the icheat. For Tea Baggers, it’s icrazy. For Democrats it’s ispend. For the […]

April fools… (This is April. He fools people) I was going to say “Man Tells Wife ‘It Won’t Suck Itself’, And Still Gets BJ”, but that one is so clearly a fucking lie that you’d have figured that out in a split second… One of my favorite moments from this day was when I was […]