A guy on the street was talking on his i-crack, or i-leash, or whatever it is… (Tried the iCrap yet?) He shouted, “Well then Debbie can go fuck herself. We’re not running a charity here” Everyone couldn’t help but listen because he was so damn loud After waiting for the light, he continued… “What? We […]

Wasn’t from an overturned oil tanker… It’s directly linked to the cast of Jersey Shore swimming in Panama City (Hair product ahoy!) Zong! If it was us Irish people swimming, every sea critter in the Gulf would be drunk… (Shots around) Note the “Dr. Drunky Eyes guy” on the far right… Well If It Isn’t […]

Horses start betting on humans… (Bad bet horse) Kentucky Derby today Our picks are $30 to Win, Place, or Show on #11 Devil May Care… And $10 to show for #4 Super Saver It’s a muddy track today peps, so pick a “mudder” or a father… Have a day!