What’s DDOTY you ask? Why it’s “Douche Dad Of The Year” of course (What a dick. Oh, Joe Jackson too) This creepy as hell, penciled in fake mustache, goofy ass hat wearing dickhole Was seeking a $15,000 per month in an Estate Stipend from his dead kid (Does it come with the middle finger?) But […]

Ohhhhhhh no you don’t. Not today farthats! (Don’t remember that color) You’re not going to hit the “back to zero” button by declaring bankruptcy… While your assets are massively higher than your expenses and fixed costs… (True) You’re trying to leave the tax payers with the gulf spill bill It’s equal to a “dine and […]

Elena “Release The” Kagan SCOTUS nomination hearings start today… (Please don’t punch me) The far Beck/Rush right is already going bonkers. Mostly because they offer no solutions to our problems today since their policies caused it over 8 years of Bush. Do you want to know how far the Republican Party has moved to the […]

The new “Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey” ride at Universal employs individual restraints to keep each guest tucked in to his or her seat. However the restraints simply aren’t large enough to accommodate “heavier riders” (No porkers allowed) In other words, sorry “fatties” no wizardly worlds for you Try “The Three Broomsticks” food court […]

Someone’s making a passionate speech on behalf of an issue they believe in… Then they go and say something hilariously stupid (Caution, foot-in-mouth zone) A buddy was mocking the anti-immigration Tea Party crowd, and the content of what he was saying made a lot of sense. Then he decides to go on boastfully stating, “The […]

He’s a walking Unhappy-Meal, who’s job was Super-downsized… (Ok Pointy McFinger) But it was brought upon himself, and his mostly mouthy aids… If you rip the boss, as all of us do from time to time, just make sure you’re not quoted in Rolling fucking Stone magazine. It’s sort of one of the 1st rule […]

What planet is this? Are we trapped in Bizarro World? Michelle Bachmann Turner Moron-drive called the $20 billion dollar fund for people devastated by BP’s oil spill in the gulf a “shakedown”, and “extortion” (What? What did I say?) She goes on to say, “But if I was the head of BP, I would let […]

Either he can see into the future like a Gypsy, or he’s got serious nuggets… (My “aids” hate you) After a scathing Rolling Stone article hit, the revelation that McChrystal and his staff — who call themselves “Team America” — hold many civilian White House officials in open disdain couldn’t have come at a worse […]

Sneak into the theater passed the “ticket takers”… (Fart release button) Then movie title is officially changed to Toy Story Free Can’t wait for Toy Story 7-Let’s Sell More Fucking Merchadise (New plot twist) Followed up by Toy Story 8-I Got A Buzz Then A Woody Then finally ending with Toy Story 9-Featuring Shrek Have […]

Turns out Campbell’s soup recalled 15 million cans of Spaghetti-o’s… (O’s no you deedn’t!) When a cooker in a plant, left the meat “uncooked”… In other news there have been recalls on Unlucky Charms Slop-Tarts And Fright Castle for the accidentally sick terror placed in every bite Have a day!