What planet is this? Are we trapped in Bizarro World?

Michelle Bachmann Turner Moron-drive called the $20 billion dollar fund for people devastated by BP’s oil spill in the gulf a “shakedown”, and “extortion”

(What? What did I say?)

She goes on to say, “But if I was the head of BP, I would let the signal get out there — ‘We’re not going to be chumps, and we’re not going to be fleeced.’ And they shouldn’t be. They shouldn’t have to be fleeced and make chumps to have to pay for perpetual unemployment and all the rest — they’ve got to be legitimate claims. The other thing we have to remember is that Obama loves to make evil whatever company it is that he wants to get more power from”. *Shakes head in disgust*

Hey mouth farter, the oil spill is BP’s/Transocean’s(who leased the platform) fault…

(She’s clearly not on this planet)

Companies are neither good nor evil. They have profit models. This is their mistake.

O’Reilly, of all people, hammered her on this shit…

So they pay. This woman is totally batshit crazy nucking futs…

Seinfeld Not Gaga Over Antics

About Gaga, Jerry thinks, “This woman is a jerk. I hate her,” he joked during an interview on WFAN radio. The singer appeared in her skivvies and a jersey, was getting plowed on whiskey, and repeatedly flashed her middle finger at fans

(Whaaaaaaaaaaa happened?)

But since it’s NY, no one even noticed. It’s what they call a Tuesday…

Jerry did zing, “You take one ‘A’ off of that and you’ve got gag”

And if you reverse her name it sounds like your choking her “Ag…Ag…”

Have a day!