And I are going on tour… (Get it!) By “going on tour” I mean “taking one single photo together” Have a day!

It’s fun, & beats shelling out hundreds of $ to actually go… (Nice logo) Stuff like: -I just took a Lollapalozza, & it wasn’t in a port-a-potty -I insulted him, so he Lollapalozza’d me right in the face -I’m going for a quick Lollapalozza, I’ll be right back -Oh yeah, I was at home all […]

A federal judge Wednesday overturned California’s ban on gay marriage Making anti-gay uber moralists loose their lunch… (Hair products?) Now the “God Squad” is going to go into full on “The world will end cause of fags” Why? Because fear & ignorance is all they got Not votes, brains, or kindness… (What a fine christian) […]

It’s called “Bret Favre, The Boy Who Cried Retirement” (Yeah, how’d that work out?) Naturally it’s a “pop-up” book (Cause I’ll “pop-up” during the season) Words confuse my tiny mind We Now Return To Your Regularly Scheduled Tea Party Insanity They want to strike down the 14th Amendment (Oh shit) Which grants automatic citizenship to […]

What’s the stupidest fucking thing you could ever think of? Now, triple it… (Gaaa der, me pretty) Matthew Clemmens, 21, was jailed for up to three months… For making himself throw up on a young girl at a Phillies game (Fucking douche) Bet he trades “Puke-a-mon” cards Some say he was the best “hurler” out […]

Chelsea Clinton’s wedding?!?! (True dat) A 22 million dollar wedding, in a depression/recession. Nice… (The early 90’s called…) What do they do for an encore, piss in a bums tin cup? I heard the weather for that day was… Sunny & 90 degrees with a 100% chance of doucheyness Have a day!