The mother of a 16 year-old NC boy says the kid might stowed away in the wheel well of a jetliner before falling to the ground and his death in Suburban Boston (Whoops!) The kicker, he was afraid of heights. Does he understand where an airplane goes Real high in the sky. So I can’t […]

Turns out the Bears game on Sunday with the Patriots… Looked a lot like the hole in the Metrodome roof… (Ahem, it’s drafty) Cold, deflating, & postponed a game from actually being played… Know I saw a game on the schedule for yesterday But the Bears didn’t play a down… X-Mas Party Schmismis Party It’s […]

There was an oxygen limit on how long each of us could be in the room together… (Look at that space!) It would beep after a minute, then one of us would have to leave The shower was so tiny I felt like I was six years old again Taking a bath in the kitchen […]

From Monday-Today… Love NYC, and their tiny as all fuck hotels (It’s true) It’s fun crapping with your knees in your chest. Good for circulation… Hell, now I’m a yoga expert; and know what gay people feel like living in a closet… More tomorrow on the shows, the cold, cool Canadians and cabs… I did […]

Alaska accepts the effects of climate change… (Stupid crying Jesus) Isn’t that sort of like losing your arm, then finally accepting it’s not there? It’s happened, but it’s up to you to accept it… Sort of like making a meat replica of your wife after she left you… (That’s different) You don’t have to officially […]

How is it the Crypt Keeper still in office? (Oh, that’s how) The Pentagon’s tops leadership conducted a study on gays in the military… Take a wild guess what John “Top Gun Maverick” McCain thinks about it? (Nice album) The study results are flawed and wrong Now if the results said, “Too bad queer baits, […]

These people clearly have no mirrors in their home… (Goat rape) Easy now, how about a nice friendly holiday visit from the Krampus… (What…the…fuck?) That horsey has piss all over the neck from that kid… And now I give you these funny little rascals… (Ho hum, let’s get out presents) “Ha ha, fuck that old […]