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Archive for February, 2011

Stuttering Right Along…

February 28th, 2011

Anne Hathaway su..su..su..su..su..su…suuuuuuuuucked (Full of fail) Franco wasn’t any better as a host, but still likable…until this (Oh noooooo) Highlights: -Melissa Leo dropping the F-bomb (Then watching a 94 year-old Krik Douglas bend over to pick it up) -The Kings Speech winning -Billy Crystal actually shrinking 1 foot more on national TV -The end The […]

He’s Such A Drama Sheen!

February 25th, 2011

Turns out Charlies Sheen is nuttier than a Planters Peanut Factory (iphone is upside down buddy) He lost it on a phone interview with radio guy Alex “Conspiracy Wacko” Jones Jones is a poor man’s Mancow political shock jock who thought Sheen was odd… When you freak out a nut case like Alex, you’re officially […]

Walker The Koch Sucker…

February 24th, 2011

Turns out Scotty Walker is pretty fucking stupid… (What a fart-whistle) He sucker punched himself in Tea Puss He believed he was on a call with one of his largest donors the Koch Brothers He was on with Buffalo Beast, a left-leaning website based in Buffalo, N.Y. (I’m Palin Jr) What did he say? Listen […]

Libya’s Talking Labia

February 23rd, 2011

Is Mr. Moammar Gadhafi His speech the other day sounded like teen girl scorned by high school friends (“You’re all rats & druggies”) Then today, he upped the anti: “You men and women who love Gadhafi … get out of your homes and fill the streets,” *Tumble weed passes* “Leave your homes and attack them […]

Say Cheese, Oh The Irony!

February 22nd, 2011

Wisconsin Walker refuses to compromise, cause he wants to break unions… While the very Super Bowl winning Packer football team he supports and loves IS ALSO IN A FUCKING UNION (They don’t like you Walker) HINT: they support the Teachers union McGoob… They’re even set to strike not having any football next year (Irony much?) […]

Finally only Scott Walker’ll take on all those “fat cat” teachers… (You upset most Scotty) Those lazy, ignorant, boozing, money grabbing teacher unions leaching off hard working folks on their cushy $30,000 a-year salaries, fancy paper grading red pens, instructing under parented bratty entitled kids while being given zero respect We’ve let these ritzy pricks […]

Wisconin Still Cheesed Off…

February 18th, 2011

Turns out people don’t like you playing politics with their lives… (Uh oh) Walker royally screwed this up with union busting tone He used a deficit to make a political punch in the face to unions Democrats in Wisconsin avoided state troopers Friday and threatened to stay in hiding for weeks, potentially paralyzing a state […]

Congrats Wisconsin…

February 17th, 2011

You’re not the Super Bowl champs or the land of cheese, porn, and guns anymore… (Classy!) You’ve now just vaulted up to “Super Disco Dip Shit State Of The Century”! They want to pass a bill that would basically strip government workers, including school teachers/nurses, of nearly all collective bargaining rights. They want to break […]

Budget Bitchslap…

February 16th, 2011

From the GOP’s mocking machine… (Nice) *Fake shock* “The president has abdicated his leadership role” Who said this? Paul “I loved government spending like a rapper at strip club when in power” Ryan Then he laughingly added in usual uber douche tone, “When his own commission put forward a set of fundamental entitlement & tax […]

The latest stunt to keep Alex Trebek in a job… (Well said) The exclamation in Jeopardy! Means it’s more sphincter clinching tense than anyone needed… Who’s better at trivia? A computer; it’s where you look up the answers to questions… Video games? A computer, that’s how you make them in the 1st place Pouring beer? […]

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