Dude, you can’t “cut deals” with mobs…

They’re not really concerned about the “next election”; they don’t like you “now”

(Ah, good ol mob justice)

The rocks, torches, and molotov cocktails shoulda tipped you off

Hint: they’re not really asking you, they’re “telling”…

(Ah, the politically popular “Hitler”)

Big difference. You see that behind you?

It’s called the fucking back door. Use it…

The “Crack” Crack…

Here’s a tip when running for mayor of Chicago…

Don’t call your opponent a “crack head”…

(Doorbell!)

Even when they actually were a drug addict before 21…

Hey Braun, she isn’t your sibling, or school pal

(Boys, you’ll both loose)

Sweet snaps or zingers aren’t what people are looking for

They just want the snow shoveled, the CTA running, and no fuck ups

No pressure. She did apologize for the “crack”, but did you hear that wet fart?

It was the last you’ll hear of Braun’s campaign

(Wordy word up)

Gone until Wednesday February 9th. Play nice until I get back…

Have a day!