It’s Bracket Ball Booooooooi…

(Wow, so galactic)

Wait, is that really a new sport? It sounds painful…

NCAA  tournament time means one thing…

All goofy office people trying to guess like a 7 IQ kid on a test:

“Who the fuck is Chadron State?!?!”

(A recent graduate!)

I say fill in cool crazy names like:

-Suck It University
-Wanker Tech
-Slumming It State
-St. Farthole’s
-George Mason

Then blame me. I’ll take all the heat…

Welcome To The New Depression…

How do you know we’re in a Depression?

(Uh-oh)

It’s not some buddy of a buddy 3 states over who lost a job…

It’s everyone on the block including you and your wife, and best friends who lost it

Out of 20 house only 3 still have one & their bosses treat em like shit

(Nice!)

Tip #73- Instead of “going out for dinner” invite over 20 of your closest friends
then after the meal present them all with overpriced authentic “dinning checks”

It’s a nice meal, AND you make some solid $

Have a day!