Right here for you…

(Wow, great parenting)

It makes a lot of sense when you think about it…

By “a lot” I mean “for a real creepy violent”, and by “of sense” I mean “crime”

Oh, Turns Out…

Mike I “Heart” Huckabee’s won’t run for the Republican presidential nomination

(Don’t remember it? Neither do I)

Meaning FOX news just let out a huge, loud, sigh of disappointment…

And that Beck, O’Reilly, and Hannity took off their “Get Lucky With Hucky” t-shirts

“Huckster” had to “listen to his heart” and “quit”. Palin and he have a lot in common

(He’s in a band called “Fiscally Fucked”)

Good to be back from Florida, but the weather is cooler than donated sperm

Did you miss me? Oh, you didn’t at all…

Then just make yourself at home & read anything you like…jerkbags…

I kid, I joke, we laugh

Have a day!