I mean, wow. Time really flies when you’re a meth dealer

(True)

The summer just “tweeked” by for me

*John rubs his nose & teeth that are now stained yellow*

Woooooooooooo, let’s all do some jumping jacks then cry

And just think, Football season is almost here

(How cute)

*Meth lab explodes behind John*

Um, I better get that. Wooooooooooooooooooo

In Movies With Secret Agents…

Talking into their sleeves to track the bad guy

(Wrong kind)

I always wondered if they had “call waiting” on the other sleeve

Meh, only really really really wealthy agents is my guess

Have a day!