Would make a great politician

(Shaving accident)

He wouldn’t take any shit from anyone who was crooked, and if you crossed him

He’d bust your arm in 3 places, then your face, then your neck

All brawn, no brains. Meh, it’s sort of like today’s Tea Party

(Come again Tea Turds?)

All yelling, no brains. Here’s why the Tea Party is unelectable:

They only fight for, help, or create policy for the top 1-3% wealthiest people

But now even these people(Buffett, ect) don’t want that policy anymore

Then who votes for you? No one, they hold no one’s interests

(All circus acts)

Even the top business men understand the economics of this

If you kill the middle or lower classes, no one is around to buy their products

That made them millionaires. If you economically kill your best customers

(It’s true)

No one’s left standing to buy the products that made you a millionaire

Like Marv once said:

“I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don’t feel bad”

Today’s Tea Party are modern verbal hit men trying to stop progress

(I knock ya out)

Marv fits their style. Even when in the electric chair after pull one:

“Is that the best you can do, you pansies?”

Buckle up Tea Party, you’re in for a bumpy ride

Stick A Fork In Bachmann Turner Moron Drive

It was a fun “lap around the crazy pool” for her

But like the ending to Alvin & The Chipmunks; it’s finally over

Top campaign manager Ed Rollins stepped down along with a few others

(Henry Rollins dad?)

It’s clear the GOP wants ANOTHER stupid Texan to get the nomination

They’re all in on red neck super star Rick “Steve” Perry

Ugh, they just don’t get it do they? We already had one of those for 8 YEARS

And he was dumber than a box of soap, thick as a brick, & bright as a 2 watt bulb

He loved taking breaks swimming in the super stupid IQ gene pool

But I guess the GOP wants to go for double dip of stupid

Have a day!