Eric Cantor thinks the Occupy Wall Street protests are “Mobs”

(He’s good)

He said, “If they were demonstrating peacefully…& making a point,

& arguing our case, & drawing attention to the Fed–I would say, good!”

Oh, I see how this works. Tea Party people protesting is ‘Merican

(Clearly American)

But when other citizens protest unregulated banks gutting the middle class

They’re all dirty commie socialist hippie scum who are a “danger” to all

(Evil mob)

That makes sense if you’re nuttier than my stool after eating 3lbs of cashews

Translation: Unlike the Tea Party these are very intelligent people

With regulation demands that aren’t bought or controlled by corporations

I guess the “right to assembly” is only for dolts, bigots, & NASCAR fans

(Full of this much shit)

This is a super fucking scary thing for Tea Party Republicans today

And they are right to be shitting in their khaki Dockers

More Bocephus Batshit Buffoonery

ESPN fired Hank Williams Jr. He’s done & Barry Sanders will sing tonight

(La la la la not listening)

It was way to harsh in my opinion. Just give him some time off

But then again, it’s their company, so they can do what they wish

But it’s not over. King shit kicker has a new song out called “Keep The Change”

In it, he sings that U.S. is “going down the drain” & says it’s becoming

“The United Socialist States of America”. Holy crap, I was kidding before

But the dude actually went & wrote a song similar to the parody one I posted

That’s way past funny to me. He went on to belt out these gems:

(Sing it)

“Fox ‘n Friends wanna put me down/Ask for my opinion/Twist it all around”

Then he finishes the verse: “Well two can play that gotcha game you’ll see”

Yes, words you directly uttered are now “Gotcha games”. You’re a male Palin

Have a day!