Almost all Congressional Republicans just want

Unpaid for tax cuts for the rich, but not for others

This Christmas time it’s called the “Scrooge You Effect”

(Piss off)

Sounds about right. Who votes for these turd clowns?

Stupid people, bigots, FOX news viewers, & the wealthy

Democrats aren’t any bucket of sunshine either, oh no

(The size of my balls)

They could talk themselves out of a BJ and a raise

All in under one minute while paying extra for parking

Payroll tax is being played with, but who will it hurt?

(You guessed it)

The middle-class/poor. Payroll tax for SS today is at 4.2%

If they don’t extend the cut, it goes up 2% to to 6.2%

That’s $1,000 more all middle-class families will pay

(WTF?)

Biggest problem here is you have to pick between:

A) Lying sociopaths only creating policy for the wealthy

B) Big pussy’s supposed to help the lower & middle-class

(Yippie)

but don’t do it enough b/c of lobbying special interests

It’s a simple choice, & couldn’t be clear policy wise here

But stupid people do believe lies. It’s why they’re stupid

Madonna Will Express Herself At Super Bowl

Meaning, she’ll show her tits. Then again, anyone over

40 who’s seen her career can sketch them from memory

(Boob)

Or is is mammary? I really can’t remember so well

Meh, it’ll be loud, over the top, & Lady Gaga’s act at 53

(Poker Face)

Shit, I just “vogued” pulling every major muscle group

Question: what kind of bee’s can’t sting you? Boobies…

Have a day!