When things go terribly wrong with your business Then who should the CEO blame? You guessed it (Yep) They blame everyone else around but themselves Especially if you’re former Democratic NJ governor Jon Corzine; a gutless prick who blows donkey’s (No, I blow baby goats) He lost $1.2 billion dollars of his clients money I […]

Pizza with a fork is now moderating a big freak tent (Park my car latino guy!) He’s hosting a GOP debate with him as the moderator *Rolls eyes* Yes, this is your Republican style debate people. *Fart* (It’s a jowls off) It’s on December 27 right after you had a good x-mas It’s called “Stupid […]

Thanks FOX, the Muppets are brain washing our kids… (Wait, what now?) I knew it, I knew it, I kneeeeeew it. It’s so obvious I totally knew it, even way before I didn’t know it Wow, I can’t help but think, “The people watching FOX business, must all be terrible businessmen. (Um, help me please) […]

Almost all Congressional Republicans just want Unpaid for tax cuts for the rich, but not for others This Christmas time it’s called the “Scrooge You Effect” (Piss off) Sounds about right. Who votes for these turd clowns? Stupid people, bigots, FOX news viewers, & the wealthy Democrats aren’t any bucket of sunshine either, oh no […]

And a 70 year old man’s libido have in common? They both quit! Zing, zong, zank. Suck it haters (Zerp) In the “Not Remotely Shocking News” category Cain dropped out of the Presidential race right on que (My chances to begin with) And then there were only seven, just like the dwarfs Sleezy-Newt, Dopey-Bachamnn, Thoughtless-Perry […]

To hear yourself say out loud to an angry cop: (Hey now!) “First off, I need some clothes. Second, is that my car parked in that Hugo billboard?” (Whoops) Not a good start to a conversation, ever What Are You Doing This Saturday? Watching college football, shopping, or doin’ it…twice? Well Herman Cain has something […]

There is some joy in Chicago today. Justice is done (Clink) Rob “The Hair” Blagojevich, AKA #4395829038947 Is going to cell block C for 20 years, AKA pooper plug central (Zing) Now he gets new “tax payer” outfits to parade around in And it couldn’t happy to a bigger bag of douche (Sell it baby!) […]