Not into those, so I decided to make “New Years Retributions”

(Merry Nude Year!)

Now those are fun! Like “Fuck with that barking dog across

The way from our apartment by turning up my Bark Off sonar”

(My NY’s resolution is 1080p)

Also, “Tell the loud douchebag hipster Barista at Star Bucks

to royally ‘Suck it’ the next couple of times I get some coffee”

(Mustache party bitch!)

And then “Go into the dollar store, and ask for a price check

On everything in the entire store. But how much is this?”

(Doh!)

Welcome to 2012. The dumb Mayan’s calendar quit on us

But check it out Rapture experts, we’re all still totally here

What do you think a guys 1417’s New Years Resolution was?

-Try not to get Black Plague & die like my stupid brother

Have a day!