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Sarah Palin Jr. Quits

January 4th, 2012

Bachmann has dropped out of the presidential race

(Takes Choot-Spa)

Two down, but still the “crazy circus” must roll on

It’s like one big massive recipe for “Crazy Cookies”

(I’m the butta baby!)

Now minus one insane woman detached from reality

But they still got all the other ingredients to make em

(Two down)

And you can bet they will taste batshitcrazy yummy

So long “Crazy Eyes” we hardly knew ya, & that’s good

(Wow, true)

You now got six dwarfs left: Texass, Frothy, Huntsman,

Potato Head, Dreamy, & Doc who’s consistent but crazy

Tomorrow the consistently crazy world of Ron Paul

Farts, Playful Ass Noise Friends, Or Deadly Enemies?

News at *fart* Whoooopsie there. I meant to say news

(They have a button now?)

At eleven toni *fart fart fart* Son of bitch. You can’t

Do a story on farts when you’re *fart farttttttttttttttt*

(That’s just odd)

Aw screw it *Braaaaaaaaaaap* this *fart squeak* is

*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP* dumb, *fart* I’m done

Have a day!


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