Of Ron Paul. You can say a lot of things about Ron Paul

But being inconsistent isn’t one of them. Oh, hell no

(Ron Paul in a chair)

In fact he’s far more consistent that a train schedule

Or an expensive clock, or Snookie showing us her snooch

(Smuggling babies heads)

Said it hear before, I agree with Paul on specific issues:

-End unjustified foreign occupations(already did in Iraq)
-End the war on drugs, legalizing recreational use of them
-Cut wasteful spending(military spending besides defense)

And then I totally disagree with him on others like this:

-End the CIA, FBI, BOE, AMA, IRS, DHS, FDA, etc.
-End Federal Income tax, therefore ending government
-End Title II of the Civil Rights Act
-End all social safety net programs: SS, Medicare, etc
-But he’s very pro-life, so let states handle abortion

Last one means then in certain states, abortion is illegal

(Do it do it do it)

He’s so consistent, even when he should change a stance

He’ll allow racism, hate, coercion, but not bend an inch

(Yes you did)

I admire that conviction a little. It’s also really fucking

Insane against the backdrop of reality ending the CRA

If that’s what you want, go for it. Just know the policy facts

(Buzzwords meaning nothing)

Me? No fucking way. Look Obama is far from great lately

But right now, that’s all progressives really have today

Maybe Elizabeth Warren should try to suit up for 2016

Steven Hawking Says…

“Women are a complete mystery to me”. Well no shit buddy

(You’re doing fine)

Welcome to the club, pull up a chair…wait, no…I mean…shit

Here’s $500, go to a strip club. They’ll get you excited, ask for

(A little tension)

money, then cry about their problems, all while never actually

Having sex with you. Boom, mystery solved Scooby Doo…

(Already cartoonized)

No, here’s all you need to know: your wrong, pretend to listen,

& lots of oral. Like Colt 45, it works every time…

Have a day!