This is fucking great. No, it’s exactly what FOX news is

And they just couldn’t be funnier about it. A turd named

(Is that Penis Penis?)

Peter Johnson, well I guess Dick Cocks was already taken

Had this lil’ projection gem to say while on the FOX Noise

(Fair & billboard balanced)

Talking about how the “liberal media” is “against” them:

“In terms of scrutiny there has to be fairness. If you’re

A commentator & an analyst, & I’m a commentator & an

(Most miss-informed)

Analyst, Say you’re a commentator & an analyst. If you’re

An activist, say you’re an activist. But to pretend that you’re

A news person, to pretend that you’re giving A “Fair &

(“Legal analyst” doing politics?)

Balanced” view of things, when in fact you have no credentials

To do that, & your only history is to engage in activism, is to

Engage in politics, is to engage in propaganda. Then that’s

(“Legal analyst” for Iowa?)

An unfair portrayal of the news to the American people. So

What I’m saying is let the buyer beware as we go forward”

Bravo buddy! You just described FOX News in a nutshell

(Whooo hoooo!)

Yes Peter, you mean like being a “Legal Analyst” but still

Saying you love Trumps “birthersim” & “common sense”?

What should President Obama should say after the Ft.

Hood shooting. Yes, Pete, what should he politically say?

How about his political views on Obama’s 2012 re-election

(Projection baby!)

You know, coming from a “legal analyst”; he’d totally know

Oh & listen very closely to the beginning of the clip where

Our Girl Gretchen says “Is the mainstream media tying to

Spin the election FOX News st…saaa. Well the election

(True that)

Cycle. There was no punctuation after that Peter Johnson”

Sounds like the words she was supposed to say was “Trying

To spin the election FOX News style“, but ate her words

(We’re all lying douchebags!)

Peter adds, “There’s a story in left wing blog..ah Politico”

Politico is “left”? Shit, I never knew. Is Dick Cheney a liberal?

Listen you fidots, stop blaming people for having standards

When FOX/GOP establishment are selling shitty ice cream

(Yum, sanity loss)

And all six flavors left really taste like cat shit, with only

One of them being slightly eatable. Don’t fucking blame US

Blame the manufactures, yourself, & change it from “Cat Shit”

Have a day!