Rickey Gervass is hosting again this year. Ha! You get it?

Do ya huh? I changed the last part of his name to asssss

(Tough cyber space)

Moving on. It’ll be a star studded gala on the red carpet

By “star studded” I mean twigs selling dresses & jewelry

(“Gotcha by the Moneyballs“)

Like some common street whores peddling their snizzo

People will say “Oh my gosh, did you see so-n-so’s purse?”

(“Ta-da! Suck it!”)

Nope, I was busy jerking off in the other room having fun

Ricky has got you my the Moneyballs people, so enjoy it

(Don’t ever be late)

It’s a roast. Have fun. And do what I do. Laugh at yourself

And my pick for best film of 2011 rhymes with Schmoogo

Have a weekend!