And then there were five. Only five choices are left standing…

(“WTF am I doing?”)

They’re dropping like flies, & like pants at a hot tub party

That leaves Sleezy-Newt, Thoughtless-Perry, Frothy-Santorum

(“Get out gays”)

Dreamy-Romney, & Doc-Ron Paul still left from the 7 dwarf’s

It’s like sorting through a cats litter box for the freshest turd

(It’s “Model Family”)

The worst part if you’re a GOP’er is in November you gotta eat it

What I Do For Fun At Macy’s

Check it out, purse hands with real serious attitude:

(My “handy” work. Get it?)

Sure it’s childish. Sure it’s juvenile. But I set my sights low

Have a day!