Last night was the 759th Republican debate. Wait, no that’s wrong It was the 1,782nd debate. Shit, they’re just squeezing them in now (The Unelectable League) That photo above says it all: Santorum: “Wait, am I even still here?” Newt: “I hate everyone including me, but also like insulting others” (“Do you Purell?”) Mitt: “Holy […]