And then there were five. Only five choices are left standing… (“WTF am I doing?”) They’re dropping like flies, & like pants at a hot tub party That leaves Sleezy-Newt, Thoughtless-Perry, Frothy-Santorum (“Get out gays”) Dreamy-Romney, & Doc-Ron Paul still left from the 7 dwarf’s It’s like sorting through a cats litter box for the freshest […]

You know, if his name was Martin Ignatius Luther King (Nice) It’d be Happy MILK Day. And MILK does a body good Just sayin’, his dream was to give everyone of every race (Just sayin’…) Color, and creed the fundamental right to have a day off… If that’s eventually leads to racially harmony, then even […]

Rickey Gervass is hosting again this year. Ha! You get it? Do ya huh? I changed the last part of his name to asssss (Tough cyber space) Moving on. It’ll be a star studded gala on the red carpet By “star studded” I mean twigs selling dresses & jewelry (“Gotcha by the Moneyballs“) Like some […]

Jimmy Buffett’s dad is right! And he’s putting his $ (“Wrote a song about it…) Where is mouth is. Or what the wealthy call their: “Pre-chewed storage chamber”. Warren went after Republicans…big time. “The Buffett Rule” was set up (Spank Republican’s ass with it) And it said, “Hey, if rich folks want to donate their […]

How do we know? Well because her twitter directly told us so… Republican Mayor of Troy Michigan decided to tweet this a while ago: (“My Tweet iz funny”) “I think I am going to throw away my I Love New York carrying bag now that queers can get married there” Oh sure, that does makes […]

This is fucking great. No, it’s exactly what FOX news is And they just couldn’t be funnier about it. A turd named (Is that Penis Penis?) Peter Johnson, well I guess Dick Cocks was already taken Had this lil’ projection gem to say while on the FOX Noise (Fair & billboard balanced) Talking about how […]

He’s giving his endorsement on Wednesday January 18th (Awww hell yeah baby!) As if anyone thinks that’s a good thing. It’d be sort of like Pee-Wee Herman or Sandusky giving you an endorsement (“I endorse my lover righty”) And it’s called, now get this: “CainConnections”. Shit balls It’s sounds like swingers site like Fling, or […]

Hey Republican’s, it’s 2012 not 1952. Your calendar’s broken It’s accidentially set to “bigot asshole”. Get that looked into (It’s his “thing”) Frothy Santorum-“I don’t want to make black people’s lives Better by giving them someone elses money. I want to give (“I’m a racist moron”) Them an opprotunity to go out and earn the […]

Of Ron Paul. You can say a lot of things about Ron Paul But being inconsistent isn’t one of them. Oh, hell no (Ron Paul in a chair) In fact he’s far more consistent that a train schedule Or an expensive clock, or Snookie showing us her snooch (Smuggling babies heads) Said it hear before, […]

Bachmann has dropped out of the presidential race (Takes Choot-Spa) Two down, but still the “crazy circus” must roll on It’s like one big massive recipe for “Crazy Cookies” (I’m the butta baby!) Now minus one insane woman detached from reality But they still got all the other ingredients to make em (Two down) And […]