My testicles just shot out of my pant leg… (Well no shit) No, I mean it’s cold. It’s so cold Pengiuns are Outside smoking a cigarette saying, “Holy balls, It’s too damn cold to even smoke”. That’s cold 9 isn’t a temperature, it’s the age of your niece It’s “The Iowa Carcass’s” You’ve seen the […]

Not into those, so I decided to make “New Years Retributions” (Merry Nude Year!) Now those are fun! Like “Fuck with that barking dog across The way from our apartment by turning up my Bark Off sonar” (My NY’s resolution is 1080p) Also, “Tell the loud douchebag hipster Barista at Star Bucks to royally ‘Suck […]