It’s just your speed on this happy Hallmark spending day (Funny cause it’s true) Remember this, flowers are very expensive & eventually die But an STD last forever. Wrap your bits and have a fun one Have a V-day!

Look, if you’re a singer, but want to “lip-sync”, fair enough (Check out my door stoppers) But if you’re at the awards show for singers, fucking sing The Boss sang, the Foo Fighters sang, Rihanna didn’t sing (Best part of the night!) It isn’t the worst crime ever, but it does speak to your skills […]

You’ve all heard about it by now. The Catholic Church is mad (Not at that) At Obama, & the health care policy congress passed. But why? It passed two years ago, they knew it was coming. So why now? Well there are two “fake” reasons. And there is one factual one (“Hipster Nuns” I knew […]

Obama wants a payroll tax cut. For both workers & employers (Hey, get it done!) It would greatly help both of em. But he wants it to be paid for By taxing millionaires. Naturally, the Tan Man & the GOP said: (Ummpa Loompa assclown) “Give up on a tax hike on millionaires to pay for […]

Santorum won big in Colorado, which totally proves that (Dancing with the Hussy’s) Republicans can not decide which flavor of turd they want It must be hard being a GOP’er today. Each week you like (Bingo) A completely new person for a totally different reason. It’s A Political “Wives Swap” for candidates. Not a good […]

Or as Superbowl 46 was retitled, “Check Out My Commercials” (“Life moves pretty fast”) There were way more ads than any clip on Hulu hammers at you Best ad I saw was this vampire one for Audi. Funny, solid, & cool (Edward, is that you?) Madonna doesn’t have it anymore. She’s only got gimmicky gum […]

Or as most Republican’s call it, “Leap Year”. Hissssssssssssssssssss (The lonely honkey) Republican’s are going down faster than than a fat girl on ice skates And it’s all self inflicted crap. Like Mitt’s really wealthy & out of touch (Rupal is the “sane” one?) Newt is just a big bigoted bag of dicks. Frothy’s a […]

Which unfortunately means three more months of the GOP primaries (“Don’t drive angry”) But fortunately for comedians, it’s three more months of easy jokes Mitten’s McRichypants could have it all locked up by this April 24th (Really? No, really?) Unless Mr. Potato Head pulls some serious fucked up shit like saying: “Mitt gangbanged a bunch […]

Tom “Literary Test” Tancredo just endorsed “Frothy” today (Ah yes, a boycott) Tom is every Tea Turds darling. Bigoted, loud, & very stupid What the F happened here? People you’d not even eat food with (Bigot says what?) Now are endorsing others. And then it is gladly accepted by em Most people would say, “Um, […]