Where the good lord split ya. It’s amazing how stupid some people are Today’s Republican policy: demonize “fat cat” teachers, fireman, cops (Weeeeeeeeee) and all hard working middle class hard union people as evil parasites With their fancy ass 02 rusty Honda Accord making $32 grand a year All so they can take the $ […]

Turns out republican think Obamacare is unconstitutional now. And the Supreme Court is now hearing the case to decide if it stands, changes a (I fix you) Little, still keeping some, or they ditch it all together. I’d say they’re A lot late on this since it passed in March of 2010, but I guess […]

George H.W Bush will formally endorse Mittens Willard Longbottom’s (Good luck dougebag) Romney today. Which means, it’s sort of like if the unemployed jagoff Drunk uncle who forgets birthdays, to lock doors, or to wear his pants Outside tries to stand up for you in a family fight when your character (Oh shit, Uncle Rico) […]

You heard about the shooting death of 17 year-old Trayvon Martin Big George Zimmerman did it. He was an amped up Neighborhood (Hint: George is on the right) Watch guy who was packing some heat. A 911 call indicates George Was not playing with a full deck, as he decided to chase Martin, even After […]

I’m back baby! And just so ready to rock it like Don Dokken… The entire Republican party today has become one big sketch (Wake up) That never ends, keeps topping the previous one, & on a loop Herman Palin, I mean Cain, decided to put this ad out there It’s of a little girl putting […]

Turns out an Idaho Republican thinks that a doctor, who is Examining a women after being raped, should do 1 of 3 things: (Chuck Winder & dinned her) 1) Comfort the patient, perform an exam, secure evidence 2) Be professional gathering evidence of a crime, but detached 3) Ask, “You sure the baby’s the rapists […]

Wow, now the nut Republican’s have officially done it all They just came out with a new budget, that basically cuts (This is full of shit) It all out: Medicare, student loans, food stamps, & welfare Translation: Let’s lump our economic woes on the backs Of the poor, middle class, & workers of our fine […]

Or as the rest of us call it, St. Patrick’s Day. It was Saturday (It’s “Irish Yoga”) It was fun, people were drunk by 9am, & crippled people all Looked more sober then the crazy staggers all over the city Overheard was “Pappy St. Hatricks Day!” after a girl puked (Yippie!) River was dyed green, […]

Wow, this movie looks about as exciting as getting a rectal exam Shit, the original show wasn’t that good. It had Richard Grieco (Ohhhh, a blow job joke) The only reason this got made was two words: Johnny Depp… That & “The 1st Skinny Jonah Hill movie” so it must be awesome Um, I’m gonna […]

Rod Blagojevich, Fat-Free, John Carter, the GOP candidates (Hey, wait a second) The Republican field sort of looks like all the rejects from… “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here”. It’s like the P-listers Instead of D-listers. I just sort of feel bad for them. They do (“So I took the strippers tits…”) Try […]