If those words are uttered in the same sentence, you’re going home alone
Frothy(Santorum) will not drop out of the race, even though he’s out of it
(Santorum’s campaign)
And if he wins his home state of Pennsylvania, Romney still wins 3 to 1…
That’s not gonna cut it. Meh, he and Newton VonPoatatoHead are in for
(“Trust me baby”)
One reason. $, and selling their delegates like foreign slave crack whores
This has to be the funniest shit I’ve ever witnessed. Two grown men who
Just don’t know when it’s over. They’re like a divorced guy standing on
(The modern GOP)
The front lawn with all his belongs on it pounding on the door saying,
“Honey, I think the door’s stuck. My key doesn’t work for some reason”
Egg Roll, And Best Easter Card Ever
Spoiler Alert: Jesus totally comes back from the dead. Zoom, zing, zong
Check it out, it’s the annual king shit cool White House Egg Roll today
(Ohhhhhh Eggroll!)
Wait, wrong one. It’s the one’s with the colored eggs, oh…never mind
What do an Easter Egg Rolls & long scrotumed man have in common?
(Best, card, eva)
You eventually get damn tired of getting big grass stains on your eggs
RIP Mike Wallace
60 minutes is losing people left and right. Soon they’ll call it 7 minutes
Andy “Eyebrow Bushes” Rooney, now him? He did make it to 93. Wow
(“I’m coming for you”)
He was one of the best interviewers ever. It didn’t matter your politics,
Or your party, or your views. He was focused on the truth like a laser
He was a legend, he smoked a lot of weed, and he will be missed. RIP
Have a day!
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